yea, I pretty much started it... |
...a day in elementary school
Well, what had happened was...
There was this boy I knew throughout school. He used to look at me sometimes and I'd get uncomfortable. Didn't help that two other boys (I'll call em JM & MJ by their initials) were instigating. We were in 5th grade, in an "Intermediate Humanities" class for very smart kids. Case and point that us smart kids were still stupid. lol
It started with...
"Kali's your girlfriend, Mike!"
I got heated. First of all..I liked the other guy...MJ. So, I was pissed that JM said it and that MJ went along with it. The hell? Don't be passing me off on nobody else.
"Nah uh...I don't like him!!" I said vehemently.
Meanwhile, Mike just sat there shrugging them off. He didn't say ONE mean word about me.
Mike was a sweet boy. He bothered no one. His best friend was his saxophone. He carted that thing everywhere he went.
Me, with my mean self (Shut up y'all) wasn't satisfied with just saying that I didn't like him like that. Oh noooooo...I had to drive the point home.
"What'chu looking at stupid??" I shouted from across the arrangement of desks. Mrs. Brown had the desks arranged in a "U" shape...all of us facing one another and the open space at the end of the class with the chalkboard...Mrs. Brown's podium. He told me to stop and I didn't. He told me he was going to beat my ass...I laughed.
I totally forgot about it. I went through my whole day not worried. Laughing with my friends, eating lunch, playing at recess and finally, packing my bag to go home.
Well, HONEY!! Mike's ass was waiting for me. He whooped my ass. I couldn't see outta one eye and I'm almost certain, the only punches I landed were on air.
I deserved it. lol
Later, down the road...he finds me on Facebook. (Mind you, I'd seen him YEARS before on a bus while on my way home from work. He was as sweet then as he was in elementary. Even told me he had a crush on me...but, I was in love w/a fool...as usual).
When he found me, he hit me up and wanted to talk to me, so we went to FB chat. We talked a little and I brought this story up. Do you know he did NOT remember beating my ass? LOL He was like I'm so sorry. I really am. I just said that I deserved it, laughed it off and we continued chatting.
Mike Phillips aka Mike Philly...the saxophonist and Hidden Beach artist...beat me up. LOL
Truth is...that ass whooping ain't stop shit. I was still NOT having anyone's shit and fought boys all the time. I had to step my game up though...shit. LOL
11 scopers scoping:
hehehee!! I fought all the guys that liked me back then... Thanks for sharing..
I ain't know how to act. LOL
LMAOOO...You are a Damn Fool
I can't even argue that. LOL
rofl....you, Kali, were off the chain even then!
He lied Kween, I remember every ass I beat since I was four....they were all asking for it, so they got a Reggie special.
....nah, just kidding, I never beat anyone's ass like talking about it and I've never ever hit anyone's daughter.
The saddest thing about this little nugget of a story is that I just keep thinking about how some people live like this everyday. Everyday is a battle and that's no way to live.
@No Labels~ I was...I cannot lie. hahaha
@Reggie~ He seriously was a sweet guy. I'd never known him to be mean to ANY one. I'm sure his little boy ego wasn't feeling my little mean ass comments. He did like me after all. I have a way with pissin' folks off. lol
you stay running off at the mouth, woman. you stay in trouble. even in elementary. smh po, mike. he must of blacked out..LOL
OH HUSH! If I said HALF of what I WANTED you could say that. lol
Yea, Mike tucked that away somewhere between his sheet music and a clinched fist. LOL
SMH LOL
LOL, yea...I know.
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